cyber woman with a corn

maurypovichofficial:

I hate how when men beg woman to have children with them and then when their bodies are altered forever after literally pushing 2-3 human beings out into the world they have the nerve to go out and have affairs with younger woman or put the woman down because they’re not the “hot” girl they were when they met 20 years ago well mister nobody said anything to you when your dick shriveled up 3 sizes smaller when you reached the age of 40

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mistwalk:

Did I do the kawaii right?

Bonnie first because they have wrack up quite the deathcount on me, because I’m a dumb bimbo. The quote if from a creepypasta btw, Abandoned by Disney.

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glowcloud:

revolutionator:

sluggirls:

hm

laffo

Wow that real life man is so polite and composed, as opposed to the Imaginary Shrieking Nightmare Lesbian

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marksrecipes:

Unicorn Tear

240ml Mineral water
2½/3g Agar flakes

a pinch of vanilla sugar

Add the water to a double boiler and sprinkle the agar flakes on top.
Heat until boiling without stirring.
Add the vanilla sugar.
Stir occasionally, trying not to introduce too many bubbles for around 5/10 minutes, until the agar has completely dissolved.
Pour into a half sphere mould and cool in the fridge to set.

The mochi is very delicate as less agar has been used, so it will fall apart easily. It will also begin to melt after 20 minutes or so at room temperature.

If done right, you’ll have a completely transparent half sphere of water that literally melts back into water in your mouth.

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zodiacs w/ sex

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

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breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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………………………… broccoli man

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captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

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hotelmario:

slayer

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tfw 6th night
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